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Re: OT: Breaking Wind News .. Global Warming
abby now wrote:
> I believe based on the prophecies in the Bible that the Lord will return
> soon - as in the next 30 years.
I'm covered.
I'm 1/2 Chosen People and the rest is at the will-call window.
So?
If I see a guy with a big nose, a brisket and a bundle o' bills comin'
down the street...
I do nuttin'.
(I can pass the "Drop Yer Pants" test)
Plan B:
I have sentries posted at each corner.
I'm ready for the signal.
Depending on the garb & lingo of the passenger in the limo?
My shelves are stocked with manuals, maps & I have a trunk of
trinkets....um, important stuff.
Plan C:
If the passenger in the stretch resembles a hooker?
I have a degree!
....in 'None Of The Above'.
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But 30 years from now?
The odds are good I'll be seein' that show on re-runs.
I'd be 82 & I s'pect to be canceled before that.
Michael
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