shauny

Bob wrote:
> On Feb 17, 12:37 am, "projectile vomit chick"
> <projectilevomitch...@netzero.com> wrote:
>> On Feb 16, 5:32 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
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>>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>>>> On Feb 15, 10:36 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>>>>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>>>>>> On Feb 15, 5:42 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>>>>>>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Feb 14, 12:05 am, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> justify, dont you die
>>>>>>>> damnit i haven't listened to that since i quit drinking!
>>>>>>> i had ita blasting on my big sounda system the other day whilist doing
>>>>>>> dishes n junk...sounded good
>>>>>> i've been listening to nebraska public radio during the day....my cats
>>>>>> dig chopin.
>>>>> LOL... THIS IS NPR....
>>>> I used to like getting drunk and listening to Garrison Keillor on
>>>> Sunday afternoons, ranting about Lutherans and Hotdish.
>>> LOL. This week in the studio we are joined by our guest PVC...
>> it was a lot more fun before ronald reagan....his reaganomics really
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> Vote Bob for President! If you vote for me you can expect dramatic
> changes. Heres just a sample. God Bless America!
>
> 1. The motorcade will be expanded to include tanks,a marching
> band,juggling clowns,fire eating midgets,and platform trucks filled
> with strippers doin thear thang.
>
> 2. Afternoon naps in every workplace will be mandatory by law,and
> workers will be able to take up to 3 weeks hangover time a year.
>
> 3. Taxes on gasoline,ciggretts,and liquor will be eliminated in favor
> of a prohibitive new 200,000 percent tariff on cat food.
>
> 4. The Bureau of Alcohol,Tabacco,and Firearms will be reorganized and
> be given a new bold mission:to make sure that every American gets all
> the alcohol,tabacco,and firearms he damn well wants!
>
> 5.Last call will be abolished. Liquor licensees must stay open 24
> hours or forfeit their license and the rest of their booze to my
> administration.
>
> 6. Smoking marijuana will remain illegal,but the penalty will be
> reduced: The arresting officer will karate chop his open palm
> alongside the offender's face as if running down a hallway...then stop
> and bring up one palm ,simulating an approaching wall. Then they are
> free to go.
>
> 7.All presidential speeches will pause for a 15 minute intermission
> with monkeys on rollerskates
>
> 8. When pleadng a traffic ticket 'the cop was a real dick' will count
> as a valid defense.
>
> 9. To be eligible for foreign aid,a country will have to give up it's
> officail language in favor of English and declare ketchup it's
> national condiment
>
> 10. OUT:Lethal Injection IN: being chained to a giant wheel,smeared
> with entrails,and torn apart by a pack of wild dingos
>
> DISCLAIMER: I found these plus others in an old notebook I found in a
> pile I was going through. I did not write all of these but can't give
> credit where deserved as I do not know who did. I'm sure I midified
> and compleatly invented quite a bit of them and did again as I typed
> them here...so it's as good as mine anyhow! 1 or 2 on here I thought
> would strike some of you ALSers as funny!
>
> --
>
> -Bob
>

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