mister c of nine

On Feb 17, 9:07 pm, shauny <_...@orcon.net.nz_> wrote:
> Bob wrote:
> > On Feb 17, 12:37 am, "projectile vomit chick"
> > <projectilevomitch...@netzero.com> wrote:
> >> On Feb 16, 5:32 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>
> >>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
> >>>> On Feb 15, 10:36 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
> >>>>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
> >>>>>> On Feb 15, 5:42 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
> >>>>>>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
> >>>>>>>> On Feb 14, 12:05 am, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> justify, dont you die
> >>>>>>>> damnit i haven't listened to that since i quit drinking!
> >>>>>>> i had ita blasting on my big sounda system the other day whilist doing
> >>>>>>> dishes n junk...sounded good
> >>>>>> i've been listening to nebraska public radio during the day....my cats
> >>>>>> dig chopin.
> >>>>> LOL... THIS IS NPR....
> >>>> I used to like getting drunk and listening to Garrison Keillor on
> >>>> Sunday afternoons, ranting about Lutherans and Hotdish.
> >>> LOL. This week in the studio we are joined by our guest PVC...
> >> it was a lot more fun before ronald reagan....his reaganomics really
> >> blew my mind lol- Hide quoted text -
>
> >> - Show quoted text -
>
> > Vote Bob for President! If you vote for me you can expect dramatic
> > changes. Heres just a sample. God Bless America!
>
> > 1. The motorcade will be expanded to include tanks,a marching
> > band,juggling clowns,fire eating midgets,and platform trucks filled
> > with strippers doin thear thang.
>
> > 2. Afternoon naps in every workplace will be mandatory by law,and
> > workers will be able to take up to 3 weeks hangover time a year.
>
> > 3. Taxes on gasoline,ciggretts,and liquor will be eliminated in favor
> > of a prohibitive new 200,000 percent tariff on cat food.
>
> > 4. The Bureau of Alcohol,Tabacco,and Firearms will be reorganized and
> > be given a new bold mission:to make sure that every American gets all
> > the alcohol,tabacco,and firearms he damn well wants!
>
> > 5.Last call will be abolished. Liquor licensees must stay open 24
> > hours or forfeit their license and the rest of their booze to my
> > administration.
>
> > 6. Smoking marijuana will remain illegal,but the penalty will be
> > reduced: The arresting officer will karate chop his open palm
> > alongside the offender's face as if running down a hallway...then stop
> > and bring up one palm ,simulating an approaching wall. Then they are
> > free to go.
>
> > 7.All presidential speeches will pause for a 15 minute intermission
> > with monkeys on rollerskates
>
> > 8. When pleadng a traffic ticket 'the cop was a real dick' will count
> > as a valid defense.
>
> > 9. To be eligible for foreign aid,a country will have to give up it's
> > officail language in favor of English and declare ketchup it's
> > national condiment
>
> > 10. OUT:Lethal Injection IN: being chained to a giant wheel,smeared
> > with entrails,and torn apart by a pack of wild dingos
>
> > DISCLAIMER: I found these plus others in an old notebook I found in a
> > pile I was going through. I did not write all of these but can't give
> > credit where deserved as I do not know who did. I'm sure I midified
> > and compleatly invented quite a bit of them and did again as I typed
> > them here...so it's as good as mine anyhow! 1 or 2 on here I thought
> > would strike some of you ALSers as funny!
>
> > --
>
> > -Bob
>
> LOL
> Not a cat lover?

dude, look at the group you're posting to. we LOVE pussy in here.



sorry to do it, but it's my duty to deliver a pussy joke at every
opportunity. i don't like doing it, but i have no choice. i took an
oath to do so and by my ancestors i will not disappoint them by
betraying my oath to yonder pirates of the net - aye, me hearty, that
means you, ya scurvy dog!


arrr.