Zynnoushes

Doug Donaghue wrote:

> "Bob" <bob0173@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:1171696233.460098.115370@t69g2000cwt.googlegr oups.com...
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>>On Feb 17, 12:37 am, "projectile vomit chick"
>><projectilevomitch...@netzero.com> wrote:
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>>>On Feb 16, 5:32 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
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>>>>projectile vomit chick wrote:
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>>>>>On Feb 15, 10:36 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
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>>>>>>projectile vomit chick wrote:
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>>>>>>>On Feb 15, 5:42 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>projectile vomit chick wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>On Feb 14, 12:05 am, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>justify, dont you die
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>>>>>>>>>damnit i haven't listened to that since i quit drinking!
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>>>>>>>>i had ita blasting on my big sounda system the other day whilist
>>>>>>>>doing
>>>>>>>>dishes n junk...sounded good
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>>>>>>>i've been listening to nebraska public radio during the day....my
>>>>>>>cats
>>>>>>>dig chopin.
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>>>>>>LOL... THIS IS NPR....
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>>>>>I used to like getting drunk and listening to Garrison Keillor on
>>>>>Sunday afternoons, ranting about Lutherans and Hotdish.
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>>>>LOL. This week in the studio we are joined by our guest PVC...
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>>>it was a lot more fun before ronald reagan....his reaganomics really
>>>blew my mind lol- Hide quoted text -
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>>Vote Bob for President! If you vote for me you can expect dramatic
>>changes. Heres just a sample. God Bless America!
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>>1. The motorcade will be expanded to include tanks,a marching
>>band,juggling clowns,fire eating midgets,and platform trucks filled
>>with strippers doin thear thang.
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>>2. Afternoon naps in every workplace will be mandatory by law,and
>>workers will be able to take up to 3 weeks hangover time a year.
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>>3. Taxes on gasoline,ciggretts,and liquor will be eliminated in favor
>>of a prohibitive new 200,000 percent tariff on cat food.
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>>4. The Bureau of Alcohol,Tabacco,and Firearms will be reorganized and
>>be given a new bold mission:to make sure that every American gets all
>>the alcohol,tabacco,and firearms he damn well wants!
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>>5.Last call will be abolished. Liquor licensees must stay open 24
>>hours or forfeit their license and the rest of their booze to my
>>administration.
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>>6. Smoking marijuana will remain illegal,but the penalty will be
>>reduced: The arresting officer will karate chop his open palm
>>alongside the offender's face as if running down a hallway...then stop
>>and bring up one palm ,simulating an approaching wall. Then they are
>>free to go.
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>>7.All presidential speeches will pause for a 15 minute intermission
>>with monkeys on rollerskates
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>>8. When pleadng a traffic ticket 'the cop was a real dick' will count
>>as a valid defense.
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>>9. To be eligible for foreign aid,a country will have to give up it's
>>officail language in favor of English and declare ketchup it's
>>national condiment
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>>10. OUT:Lethal Injection IN: being chained to a giant wheel,smeared
>>with entrails,and torn apart by a pack of wild dingos
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>>DISCLAIMER: I found these plus others in an old notebook I found in a
>>pile I was going through. I did not write all of these but can't give
>>credit where deserved as I do not know who did. I'm sure I midified
>>and compleatly invented quite a bit of them and did again as I typed
>>them here...so it's as good as mine anyhow! 1 or 2 on here I thought
>>would strike some of you ALSers as funny!
>>
>>--
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>>-Bob
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> Why vote for the lesser evil?
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> C'Thulu for President!!!
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> Doug
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hey bob that was actually funny lol.
shshsh he sleeps right now doug, you know that.

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