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Re: so you do what they told ya
"Zynnoushes" <s0z@wicked.net> wrote in message
news:45d74683@news.arctic.net...
> Doug Donaghue wrote:
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>> "Bob" <bob0173@aol.com> wrote in message
>> news:1171696233.460098.115370@t69g2000cwt.googlegr oups.com...
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>>>On Feb 17, 12:37 am, "projectile vomit chick"
>>><projectilevomitch...@netzero.com> wrote:
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>>>>On Feb 16, 5:32 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
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>>>>>projectile vomit chick wrote:
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>>>>>>On Feb 15, 10:36 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
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>>>>>>>projectile vomit chick wrote:
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>>>>>>>>On Feb 15, 5:42 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>projectile vomit chick wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>On Feb 14, 12:05 am, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>justify, dont you die
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>>>>>>>>>>damnit i haven't listened to that since i quit drinking!
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>>>>>>>>>i had ita blasting on my big sounda system the other day whilist
>>>>>>>>>doing
>>>>>>>>>dishes n junk...sounded good
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>>>>>>>>i've been listening to nebraska public radio during the day....my
>>>>>>>>cats
>>>>>>>>dig chopin.
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>>>>>>>LOL... THIS IS NPR....
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>>>>>>I used to like getting drunk and listening to Garrison Keillor on
>>>>>>Sunday afternoons, ranting about Lutherans and Hotdish.
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>>>>>LOL. This week in the studio we are joined by our guest PVC...
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>>>>it was a lot more fun before ronald reagan....his reaganomics really
>>>>blew my mind lol- Hide quoted text -
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>>>
>>>Vote Bob for President! If you vote for me you can expect dramatic
>>>changes. Heres just a sample. God Bless America!
>>>
>>>1. The motorcade will be expanded to include tanks,a marching
>>>band,juggling clowns,fire eating midgets,and platform trucks filled
>>>with strippers doin thear thang.
>>>
>>>2. Afternoon naps in every workplace will be mandatory by law,and
>>>workers will be able to take up to 3 weeks hangover time a year.
>>>
>>>3. Taxes on gasoline,ciggretts,and liquor will be eliminated in favor
>>>of a prohibitive new 200,000 percent tariff on cat food.
>>>
>>>4. The Bureau of Alcohol,Tabacco,and Firearms will be reorganized and
>>>be given a new bold mission:to make sure that every American gets all
>>>the alcohol,tabacco,and firearms he damn well wants!
>>>
>>>5.Last call will be abolished. Liquor licensees must stay open 24
>>>hours or forfeit their license and the rest of their booze to my
>>>administration.
>>>
>>>6. Smoking marijuana will remain illegal,but the penalty will be
>>>reduced: The arresting officer will karate chop his open palm
>>>alongside the offender's face as if running down a hallway...then stop
>>>and bring up one palm ,simulating an approaching wall. Then they are
>>>free to go.
>>>
>>>7.All presidential speeches will pause for a 15 minute intermission
>>>with monkeys on rollerskates
>>>
>>>8. When pleadng a traffic ticket 'the cop was a real dick' will count
>>>as a valid defense.
>>>
>>>9. To be eligible for foreign aid,a country will have to give up it's
>>>officail language in favor of English and declare ketchup it's
>>>national condiment
>>>
>>>10. OUT:Lethal Injection IN: being chained to a giant wheel,smeared
>>>with entrails,and torn apart by a pack of wild dingos
>>>
>>>DISCLAIMER: I found these plus others in an old notebook I found in a
>>>pile I was going through. I did not write all of these but can't give
>>>credit where deserved as I do not know who did. I'm sure I midified
>>>and compleatly invented quite a bit of them and did again as I typed
>>>them here...so it's as good as mine anyhow! 1 or 2 on here I thought
>>>would strike some of you ALSers as funny!
>>>
>>>--
>>>
>>>-Bob
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>> Why vote for the lesser evil?
>>
>> C'Thulu for President!!!
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>>
>> Doug
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> hey bob that was actually funny lol.
> shshsh he sleeps right now doug, you know that.
>
> --
> Knowledge is power, unfortunately nobody cares about what I know!
>
>
> "And remember: two thirds of happiness...is penis"
> -Dennis Miller
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> .:s|0|z:.
Hehehe. Are you *sure* he sleeps? Or is he just disguised as Hillory
God-Damn Clinton?
Kewl sig, but my very favorite Dennis Miller quote is still, "Evian is just
naive spelled backwards." <g>
Doug
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