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Re: so you do what they told ya
"mister c of nine" <lucas.thorn@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1171719256.544689.317840@p10g2000cwp.googlegr oups.com...
> On Feb 17, 9:07 pm, shauny <_...@orcon.net.nz_> wrote:
>> Bob wrote:
>> > On Feb 17, 12:37 am, "projectile vomit chick"
>> > <projectilevomitch...@netzero.com> wrote:
>> >> On Feb 16, 5:32 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>>
>> >>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>> >>>> On Feb 15, 10:36 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>> >>>>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>> >>>>>> On Feb 15, 5:42 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>> >>>>>>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>> >>>>>>>> On Feb 14, 12:05 am, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>> justify, dont you die
>> >>>>>>>> damnit i haven't listened to that since i quit drinking!
>> >>>>>>> i had ita blasting on my big sounda system the other day whilist
>> >>>>>>> doing
>> >>>>>>> dishes n junk...sounded good
>> >>>>>> i've been listening to nebraska public radio during the day....my
>> >>>>>> cats
>> >>>>>> dig chopin.
>> >>>>> LOL... THIS IS NPR....
>> >>>> I used to like getting drunk and listening to Garrison Keillor on
>> >>>> Sunday afternoons, ranting about Lutherans and Hotdish.
>> >>> LOL. This week in the studio we are joined by our guest PVC...
>> >> it was a lot more fun before ronald reagan....his reaganomics really
>> >> blew my mind lol- Hide quoted text -
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>> >> - Show quoted text -
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>> > Vote Bob for President! If you vote for me you can expect dramatic
>> > changes. Heres just a sample. God Bless America!
>>
>> > 1. The motorcade will be expanded to include tanks,a marching
>> > band,juggling clowns,fire eating midgets,and platform trucks filled
>> > with strippers doin thear thang.
>>
>> > 2. Afternoon naps in every workplace will be mandatory by law,and
>> > workers will be able to take up to 3 weeks hangover time a year.
>>
>> > 3. Taxes on gasoline,ciggretts,and liquor will be eliminated in favor
>> > of a prohibitive new 200,000 percent tariff on cat food.
>>
>> > 4. The Bureau of Alcohol,Tabacco,and Firearms will be reorganized and
>> > be given a new bold mission:to make sure that every American gets all
>> > the alcohol,tabacco,and firearms he damn well wants!
>>
>> > 5.Last call will be abolished. Liquor licensees must stay open 24
>> > hours or forfeit their license and the rest of their booze to my
>> > administration.
>>
>> > 6. Smoking marijuana will remain illegal,but the penalty will be
>> > reduced: The arresting officer will karate chop his open palm
>> > alongside the offender's face as if running down a hallway...then stop
>> > and bring up one palm ,simulating an approaching wall. Then they are
>> > free to go.
>>
>> > 7.All presidential speeches will pause for a 15 minute intermission
>> > with monkeys on rollerskates
>>
>> > 8. When pleadng a traffic ticket 'the cop was a real dick' will count
>> > as a valid defense.
>>
>> > 9. To be eligible for foreign aid,a country will have to give up it's
>> > officail language in favor of English and declare ketchup it's
>> > national condiment
>>
>> > 10. OUT:Lethal Injection IN: being chained to a giant wheel,smeared
>> > with entrails,and torn apart by a pack of wild dingos
>>
>> > DISCLAIMER: I found these plus others in an old notebook I found in a
>> > pile I was going through. I did not write all of these but can't give
>> > credit where deserved as I do not know who did. I'm sure I midified
>> > and compleatly invented quite a bit of them and did again as I typed
>> > them here...so it's as good as mine anyhow! 1 or 2 on here I thought
>> > would strike some of you ALSers as funny!
>>
>> > --
>>
>> > -Bob
>>
>> LOL
>> Not a cat lover?
>
> dude, look at the group you're posting to. we LOVE pussy in here.
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> sorry to do it, but it's my duty to deliver a pussy joke at every
> opportunity. i don't like doing it, but i have no choice. i took an
> oath to do so and by my ancestors i will not disappoint them by
> betraying my oath to yonder pirates of the net - aye, me hearty, that
> means you, ya scurvy dog!
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>
> arrr.
Second that. It's always nice to have a little pussy around the house.
Doug
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