Bob

On Feb 17, 3:54 pm, "Doug Donaghue" <ddonag...@access4less.net> wrote:
> "Zynnoushes" <s...@wicked.net> wrote in message
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> > Doug Donaghue wrote:
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> >> "Bob" <bob0...@aol.com> wrote in message
> >>news:1171696233.460098.115370@t69g2000cwt.google groups.com...
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> >>>On Feb 17, 12:37 am, "projectile vomit chick"
> >>><projectilevomitch...@netzero.com> wrote:
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> >>>>On Feb 16, 5:32 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
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> >>>>>projectile vomit chick wrote:
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> >>>>>>On Feb 15, 10:36 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
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> >>>>>>>projectile vomit chick wrote:
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> >>>>>>>>On Feb 15, 5:42 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
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> >>>>>>>>>projectile vomit chick wrote:
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> >>>>>>>>>>On Feb 14, 12:05 am, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
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> >>>>>>>>>>>justify, dont you die
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> >>>>>>>>>>damnit i haven't listened to that since i quit drinking!
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> >>>>>>>>>i had ita blasting on my big sounda system the other day whilist
> >>>>>>>>>doing
> >>>>>>>>>dishes n junk...sounded good
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> >>>>>>>>i've been listening to nebraska public radio during the day....my
> >>>>>>>>cats
> >>>>>>>>dig chopin.
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> >>>>>>>LOL... THIS IS NPR....
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> >>>>>>I used to like getting drunk and listening to Garrison Keillor on
> >>>>>>Sunday afternoons, ranting about Lutherans and Hotdish.
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> >>>>>LOL. This week in the studio we are joined by our guest PVC...
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> >>>>it was a lot more fun before ronald reagan....his reaganomics really
> >>>>blew my mind lol- Hide quoted text -
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> >>>>- Show quoted text -
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> >>>Vote Bob for President! If you vote for me you can expect dramatic
> >>>changes. Heres just a sample. God Bless America!
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> >>>1. The motorcade will be expanded to include tanks,a marching
> >>>band,juggling clowns,fire eating midgets,and platform trucks filled
> >>>with strippers doin thear thang.
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> >>>2. Afternoon naps in every workplace will be mandatory by law,and
> >>>workers will be able to take up to 3 weeks hangover time a year.
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> >>>3. Taxes on gasoline,ciggretts,and liquor will be eliminated in favor
> >>>of a prohibitive new 200,000 percent tariff on cat food.
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> >>>4. The Bureau of Alcohol,Tabacco,and Firearms will be reorganized and
> >>>be given a new bold mission:to make sure that every American gets all
> >>>the alcohol,tabacco,and firearms he damn well wants!
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> >>>5.Last call will be abolished. Liquor licensees must stay open 24
> >>>hours or forfeit their license and the rest of their booze to my
> >>>administration.
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> >>>6. Smoking marijuana will remain illegal,but the penalty will be
> >>>reduced: The arresting officer will karate chop his open palm
> >>>alongside the offender's face as if running down a hallway...then stop
> >>>and bring up one palm ,simulating an approaching wall. Then they are
> >>>free to go.
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> >>>7.All presidential speeches will pause for a 15 minute intermission
> >>>with monkeys on rollerskates
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> >>>8. When pleadng a traffic ticket 'the cop was a real dick' will count
> >>>as a valid defense.
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> >>>9. To be eligible for foreign aid,a country will have to give up it's
> >>>officail language in favor of English and declare ketchup it's
> >>>national condiment
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> >>>10. OUT:Lethal Injection IN: being chained to a giant wheel,smeared
> >>>with entrails,and torn apart by a pack of wild dingos
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> >>>DISCLAIMER: I found these plus others in an old notebook I found in a
> >>>pile I was going through. I did not write all of these but can't give
> >>>credit where deserved as I do not know who did. I'm sure I midified
> >>>and compleatly invented quite a bit of them and did again as I typed
> >>>them here...so it's as good as mine anyhow! 1 or 2 on here I thought
> >>>would strike some of you ALSers as funny!
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> >>>--
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> >>>-Bob
>
> >> Why vote for the lesser evil?
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> >> C'Thulu for President!!!
>
> >> Doug
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> > hey bob that was actually funny lol.
> > shshsh he sleeps right now doug, you know that.
>
> > --
> > Knowledge is power, unfortunately nobody cares about what I know!
>
> > "And remember: two thirds of happiness...is penis"
> > -Dennis Miller
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> > .:s|0|z:.
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> Hehehe. Are you *sure* he sleeps? Or is he just disguised as Hillory
> God-Damn Clinton?
>
> Kewl sig, but my very favorite Dennis Miller quote is still, "Evian is just
> naive spelled backwards." <g>
>
> Doug


DM is one om my favorite comedians....paid like 75 bucks to go see him
a few years back and was pissed though. Between the HBO show he had
and "the Off White Album" I knew pretty much the whole act word for
word! I loved when he was commentating football...although I was
appearently the only fan that understood a word he said!

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-Bob

"My fault,my failure,is not my passions,but in my lack of control of
them" -J. Kerouac


"I have not failed,I've just found 10,000 ways that don't work" -T.A
Edison