Bob

On Feb 17, 2:03 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
> Doug Donaghue wrote:
> > "Bob" <bob0...@aol.com> wrote in message
> >news:1171696233.460098.115370@t69g2000cwt.googleg roups.com...
>
> >>On Feb 17, 12:37 am, "projectile vomit chick"
> >><projectilevomitch...@netzero.com> wrote:
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> >>>On Feb 16, 5:32 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>
> >>>>projectile vomit chick wrote:
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> >>>>>On Feb 15, 10:36 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
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> >>>>>>projectile vomit chick wrote:
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> >>>>>>>On Feb 15, 5:42 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
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> >>>>>>>>projectile vomit chick wrote:
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> >>>>>>>>>On Feb 14, 12:05 am, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
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> >>>>>>>>>>justify, dont you die
>
> >>>>>>>>>damnit i haven't listened to that since i quit drinking!
>
> >>>>>>>>i had ita blasting on my big sounda system the other day whilist
> >>>>>>>>doing
> >>>>>>>>dishes n junk...sounded good
>
> >>>>>>>i've been listening to nebraska public radio during the day....my
> >>>>>>>cats
> >>>>>>>dig chopin.
>
> >>>>>>LOL... THIS IS NPR....
>
> >>>>>I used to like getting drunk and listening to Garrison Keillor on
> >>>>>Sunday afternoons, ranting about Lutherans and Hotdish.
>
> >>>>LOL. This week in the studio we are joined by our guest PVC...
>
> >>>it was a lot more fun before ronald reagan....his reaganomics really
> >>>blew my mind lol- Hide quoted text -
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> >>>- Show quoted text -
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> >>Vote Bob for President! If you vote for me you can expect dramatic
> >>changes. Heres just a sample. God Bless America!
>
> >>1. The motorcade will be expanded to include tanks,a marching
> >>band,juggling clowns,fire eating midgets,and platform trucks filled
> >>with strippers doin thear thang.
>
> >>2. Afternoon naps in every workplace will be mandatory by law,and
> >>workers will be able to take up to 3 weeks hangover time a year.
>
> >>3. Taxes on gasoline,ciggretts,and liquor will be eliminated in favor
> >>of a prohibitive new 200,000 percent tariff on cat food.
>
> >>4. The Bureau of Alcohol,Tabacco,and Firearms will be reorganized and
> >>be given a new bold mission:to make sure that every American gets all
> >>the alcohol,tabacco,and firearms he damn well wants!
>
> >>5.Last call will be abolished. Liquor licensees must stay open 24
> >>hours or forfeit their license and the rest of their booze to my
> >>administration.
>
> >>6. Smoking marijuana will remain illegal,but the penalty will be
> >>reduced: The arresting officer will karate chop his open palm
> >>alongside the offender's face as if running down a hallway...then stop
> >>and bring up one palm ,simulating an approaching wall. Then they are
> >>free to go.
>
> >>7.All presidential speeches will pause for a 15 minute intermission
> >>with monkeys on rollerskates
>
> >>8. When pleadng a traffic ticket 'the cop was a real dick' will count
> >>as a valid defense.
>
> >>9. To be eligible for foreign aid,a country will have to give up it's
> >>officail language in favor of English and declare ketchup it's
> >>national condiment
>
> >>10. OUT:Lethal Injection IN: being chained to a giant wheel,smeared
> >>with entrails,and torn apart by a pack of wild dingos
>
> >>DISCLAIMER: I found these plus others in an old notebook I found in a
> >>pile I was going through. I did not write all of these but can't give
> >>credit where deserved as I do not know who did. I'm sure I midified
> >>and compleatly invented quite a bit of them and did again as I typed
> >>them here...so it's as good as mine anyhow! 1 or 2 on here I thought
> >>would strike some of you ALSers as funny!
>
> >>--
>
> >>-Bob
>
> > Why vote for the lesser evil?
>
> > C'Thulu for President!!!
>
> > Doug
>
> hey bob that was actually funny lol.

All of my posts are. Unless I'm being serious,of course. Sometimes
even then...

> shshsh he sleeps right now doug, you know that.

--

-Bob

"My fault,my failure,is not my passions,but in my lack of control of
them" -J. Kerouac


"I have not failed,I've just found 10,000 ways that don't work" -T.A
Edison