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On 18 feb, 00:01, PGree...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Feb 17, 4:10 pm, "Bob" <bob0...@aol.com> wrote:
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> > On Feb 17, 12:37 am, "projectile vomit chick"
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> > <projectilevomitch...@netzero.com> wrote:
> > > On Feb 16, 5:32 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
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> > > > projectile vomit chick wrote:
> > > > > On Feb 15, 10:36 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
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> > > > >>projectile vomit chick wrote:
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> > > > >>>On Feb 15, 5:42 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
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> > > > >>>>projectile vomit chick wrote:
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> > > > >>>>>On Feb 14, 12:05 am, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
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> > > > >>>>>>justify, dont you die
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> > > > >>>>>damnit i haven't listened to that since i quit drinking!
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> > > > >>>>i had ita blasting on my big sounda system the other day whilist doing
> > > > >>>>dishes n junk...sounded good
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> > > > >>>i've been listening to nebraska public radio during the day....my cats
> > > > >>>dig chopin.
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> > > > >>LOL... THIS IS NPR....
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> > > > > I used to like getting drunk and listening to Garrison Keillor on
> > > > > Sunday afternoons, ranting about Lutherans and Hotdish.
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> > > > LOL. This week in the studio we are joined by our guest PVC...
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> > > it was a lot more fun before ronald reagan....his reaganomics really
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> > Vote Bob for President! If you vote for me you can expect dramatic
> > changes. Heres just a sample. God Bless America!
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> > 1. The motorcade will be expanded to include tanks,a marching
> > band,juggling clowns,fire eating midgets,and platform trucks filled
> > with strippers doin thear thang.
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> > 2. Afternoon naps in every workplace will be mandatory by law,and
> > workers will be able to take up to 3 weeks hangover time a year.
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> > 3. Taxes on gasoline,ciggretts,and liquor will be eliminated in favor
> > of a prohibitive new 200,000 percent tariff on cat food.
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> > 4. The Bureau of Alcohol,Tabacco,and Firearms will be reorganized and
> > be given a new bold mission:to make sure that every American gets all
> > the alcohol,tabacco,and firearms he damn well wants!
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> > 5.Last call will be abolished. Liquor licensees must stay open 24
> > hours or forfeit their license and the rest of their booze to my
> > administration.
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> > 6. Smoking marijuana will remain illegal,but the penalty will be
> > reduced: The arresting officer will karate chop his open palm
> > alongside the offender's face as if running down a hallway...then stop
> > and bring up one palm ,simulating an approaching wall. Then they are
> > free to go.
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> > 7.All presidential speeches will pause for a 15 minute intermission
> > with monkeys on rollerskates
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> > 8. When pleadng a traffic ticket 'the cop was a real dick' will count
> > as a valid defense.
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> > 9. To be eligible for foreign aid,a country will have to give up it's
> > officail language in favor of English and declare ketchup it's
> > national condiment
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> > 10. OUT:Lethal Injection IN: being chained to a giant wheel,smeared
> > with entrails,and torn apart by a pack of wild dingos
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> > DISCLAIMER: I found these plus others in an old notebook I found in a
> > pile I was going through. I did not write all of these but can't give
> > credit where deserved as I do not know who did. I'm sure I midified
> > and compleatly invented quite a bit of them and did again as I typed
> > them here...so it's as good as mine anyhow! 1 or 2 on here I thought
> > would strike some of you ALSers as funny!
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> Hi Bob ,you sound the same like Bush,Nixon,Obama(why he do not writte
> his ful name that is Hussein?you not wonder)or Kenmedy,Hilary or
> Guiliani,why the americans should vote for you? Nex presindent be a
> MORMON,not drink.no smoke and a lot of wifes!!!and every one to church
> on sunday. But every people have the president that they deserv!! Viav
> POLIGAMY, VOTE JONES FOR PRESIDENT!! Like I am Irish,I have a lot of
> shit at home,for this from time to time we send a lot to you like this
> can mess your lifes to.JA!JA! Lary King for president!!!- Ocultar texto de la cita -
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Hey, Padric. I am online now. Do you want to chat?

Ana