Slip Kid

Kyla wrote:
> "Slip Kid" <...
>> Kyla wrote:
>>
>> [On your knees and let us pray]
>
> I can't get on my knees to pray, they won't bend...

I can fix that.
I need a winch and a bottle of Wild Turkey®

> BTW, they still hurt like hell, but I'm in a better mood today..

Yeah, you seem to be confused.
I can help:
I insult, you get offended and lash out.

If you make light of my making fun of ya?
No one will come to your defense.

>>> Yer a snot!!!
>> Excuse me.
>> That belongs in the booger thread.
>
> That's snot nice

Well, you get that part.
It's either that or dangerous.
You chose the lesser evil.

> We have a booger thread...where????

Don't go a lookin' fer it.
It's a secular thread...
They're working to make a cloth of many coloreds and all that jazz.

>> I thought we were prayin'.

> I ALWAYS pray...first I count my blessings and then I pray for people.

You saved me some time.
I'm what you'd call 'overly blessed'.

I'd spend all day on Phase I & still have counting to do before Phase II

>>> And your measurments aren't right either, so byte me!!
>> Not a passage from the good book, right? They used cubits.

> I'm not THAT ancient ark ark ark

No ah, I figured that out.

>>> I'm in a really bad mood ATM so don't fuck with me!!!
>> Wait, I do recall a parable about Matthew And The Money Machine.
>> But that had to do with a different sort of ATM.
>
> Ok..go ahead d00d

No permission needed.
I'm a creature of perpetual motion.
My patron saint is Denise The Elder Menace.

>>> I'm usually a nice lady but not tonite...
>> ...tonite you are speaking for Satan, Beelzebub, Lucifer, the Prince of
>> Darkness & The Evil One.

> Bah...I don't talk to the likes of them!!!!
> I was just in massive pain from my knees is all.

So, yer not anti-Roman Catholic. Just too much up 'n' down in their Mass.

>>> Lack of sleep from the pain in my knees will do that to me!
>> OK, yer off the hook.
>
> Sounds fishy to me <G>

....and the part wit' the loaves?
No less suspect.
Well, it helped make seven a lucky number.

>> Lucky "pain in [your] knees" is a mitigating circumstance for sinning.
>
> Well, NOBODY'S perfect...go read the Book Of Laminations.

I'm perfect.
Read my mind.

>>> I was up till 6 am and had a 10:30 Dr appointment and the damn alarm
>>> didn't go off.
>> Yes, you could have committed murder and slid through and eye of a needle.
>
> Stop needling me!!!

Someone said it was better than a sharp stick.
....or stick it to her...
I'll check.

>>> Sorry, I apologize for being a bitch.
>> That was easy!
>
> Thamk yew

You're welcome.
I can reduce the most troubling challenges to unfair but useful solutions.

>> Does that mean we can fuck with you now?
>
> If you wish.....I don't care...I'm in a god mood but I NEED a nap.

Don't wake up grumpy.

> The knee pain kept me up till 6 am. *shrug*

See, that's the sort of talk that problemicates higher power life-leadin'.

I doubt to the point of convincing but I'm pain free.
And if I was in agony, I'd lie.
Or attribute the cure to indulging in something sinful.
Well, of course thats why I'm in a state of bliss.

Michael