"Slip Kid" , who uses a sattelite dish
> Kyla wrote:
>> "Slip Kid" <...
>>> Kyla wrote:
>>>
>>> [On your knees and let us pray]
>>
>> I can't get on my knees to pray, they won't bend...
>
> I can fix that.
> I need a winch
OW, you sadisdic prevert
and a bottle of Wild Turkey®
I don't drink!!! I don't mix booze with drugs.
>
>> BTW, they still hurt like hell, but I'm in a better mood today..
But in a worse mood tonite!!!
>
> Yeah, you seem to be confused.
SO??? You're an idiot!!!
> I can help:
No you can't
> I insult, you get offended and lash out.
So whadda want me ta do, kiss yer ass???
>
> If you make light of my making fun of ya?
> No one will come to your defense.
I don't care...I can hold my own!!!
>
>>>> Yer a snot!!!
>>> Excuse me.
>>> That belongs in the booger thread.
>>
>> That's snot nice 
>
> Well, you get that part.
It was a PUN!!!
> It's either that or dangerous.
> You chose the lesser evil.
And you chose the bigger evil.
>
>> We have a booger thread...where????
>
> Don't go a lookin' fer it.
> It's a secular thread...
> They're working to make a cloth of many coloreds and all that jazz.
Ohhhhh, a bigot are ya???
>
>>> I thought we were prayin'.
>
>> I ALWAYS pray...first I count my blessings and then I pray for people.
>
> You saved me some time.
> I'm what you'd call 'overly blessed'.
Yeah, overly blessed with a snotty attitude!!!
>
> I'd spend all day on Phase I & still have counting to do before Phase II
Well go ahead then.....
>
>>>> And your measurments aren't right either, so byte me!!
>>> Not a passage from the good book, right? They used cubits.
>
>> I'm not THAT ancient ark ark ark
>
> No ah, I figured that out.
How long did it take ya???
>
>>>> I'm in a really bad mood ATM so don't fuck with me!!!
>>> Wait, I do recall a parable about Matthew And The Money Machine.
>>> But that had to do with a different sort of ATM.
>>
>> Ok..go ahead d00d 
>
> No permission needed.
> I'm a creature of perpetual motion.
Yeah, a dizzy dumbshit!!!!
> My patron saint is Denise The Elder Menace.
Don't you blaspheme about Denise!!!
I'm usually a nice lady but not tonite...
>>> ...tonite you are speaking for Satan, Beelzebub, Lucifer, the Prince of
>>> Darkness & The Evil One.
>
>> Bah...I don't talk to the likes of them!!!!
>> I was just in massive pain from my knees is all.
>
> So, yer not anti-Roman Catholic.
Nope, now go count your _one_ bead!!!
Just too much up 'n' down in their Mass.
Shut UP!!!
>
>>>> Lack of sleep from the pain in my knees will do that to me!
>>> OK, yer off the hook.
>>
>> Sounds fishy to me <G>
>
> ...and the part wit' the loaves?
> No less suspect.
Drive safely, the loaf you save may be your own.
> Well, it helped make seven a lucky number.
and 666 is your lucky number.
>
>>> Lucky "pain in [your] knees" is a mitigating circumstance for sinning.
>>
>> Well, NOBODY'S perfect...go read the Book Of "Laminations". get it???
>
> I'm perfect.
Yeah, a perfect asshole.
> Read my mind.
I can't...it's empty.
>
>>>> I was up till 6 am and had a 10:30 Dr appointment and the damn alarm
>>>> didn't go off.
>>> Yes, you could have committed murder and slid through and eye of a
>>> needle.
>>
>> Stop needling me!!!
>
> Someone said it was better than a sharp stick.
> ...or stick it to her...
> I'll check.
Your check bounced, dear.
>
>>>> Sorry, I apologize for being a bitch.
>>> That was easy!
Easy for you to say.!!
I take that back..I'm a bitch..tonite anyway.
The chain broke on my mood swing!
>>
>> Thamk yew
>
> You're welcome.
Welcome to being snotty???
> I can reduce the most troubling challenges to unfair but useful solutions.
You seem to be doing a great job there d00d
>
>>> Does that mean we can fuck with you now?
>>
>> If you wish.....I don't care...I'm in a good mood but I NEED a nap.
>
> Don't wake up grumpy.
Too late, I'm grumpy, only got 2 hours of sleep last night.
>
The knee pain kept me up till 4 am. *shrug*
>
> See, that's the sort of talk that problemicates higher power life-leadin'.
Oh pish tosh..you don't know what pain IS!!!
>
> I doubt to the point of convincing but I'm pain free.
Goody for you. Wanna know what real pain is? I can kneecap ya, then you'll
know!!
> And if I was in agony, I'd lie.
So why would I lie? (sung by The Tubes)
> Or attribute the cure to indulging in something sinful.
Ohhhhh, like eating too much chocolate???
> Well, of course thats why I'm in a state of bliss.
Yeah, ignorance is bliss, in your case!!!
>
> Michael
Kyla