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NOVEMBER 16--Meet Bryan James Hathaway, alleged venison lover. The Wisconsin
man, 20, is facing charges that he had sex last month with a dead deer.
Hathaway, who previously has served time for killing a horse he intended to
sexually assault, allegedly found the deer in a ditch alongside a roadway.
Now Hathaway's lawyer has filed a court motion (a copy of which you'll find
here) arguing that since the animal was already dead, Hathaway should not
face a misdemeanor rap of sexual gratification with an animal. "The statute
does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass," lawyer Fredric
Anderson wrote in the motion filed in Douglas County Circuit Court. As
reported in today's Daily Telegram, in response to Anderson's motion,
prosecutor James Boughner noted that state criminal statutes did not seem to
"draw a line between the living and the dead." Judge Michael Lucci, who
heard motion arguments Tuesday, said he will issue a decision by December 1.
Hathaway is pictured below in a Wisconsin Department of Corrections mug
shot. (4 pages)

***

We'll know December 1st.

once you try dead Deer, you never go back.


"PAEÖAM" <defroct@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html
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> NOVEMBER 16--Meet Bryan James Hathaway, alleged venison lover. The
> Wisconsin man, 20, is facing charges that he had sex last month with a
> dead deer. Hathaway, who previously has served time for killing a horse he
> intended to sexually assault, allegedly found the deer in a ditch
> alongside a roadway. Now Hathaway's lawyer has filed a court motion (a
> copy of which you'll find here) arguing that since the animal was already
> dead, Hathaway should not face a misdemeanor rap of sexual gratification
> with an animal. "The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a
> carcass," lawyer Fredric Anderson wrote in the motion filed in Douglas
> County Circuit Court. As reported in today's Daily Telegram, in response
> to Anderson's motion, prosecutor James Boughner noted that state criminal
> statutes did not seem to "draw a line between the living and the dead."
> Judge Michael Lucci, who heard motion arguments Tuesday, said he will
> issue a decision by December 1. Hathaway is pictured below in a Wisconsin
> Department of Corrections mug shot. (4 pages)
>
> ***
>
> We'll know December 1st.
>

"The statute
> does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass," lawyer Fredric
> Anderson wrote in the motion filed in Douglas County Circuit Court.


Chris, do you go to a class in law school that teaches you how to say
something like this without bursting into laughter?

Erbacide

> "The statute
>> does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass,"

Married men everywhere just breathed a huge sigh of relief.

That made me laugh! Good one.

-Dave



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>> "The statute
>>> does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass,"
>
> Married men everywhere just breathed a huge sigh of relief.
>

"erbacide" <erbacide@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "The statute
>> does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass," lawyer Fredric
>> Anderson wrote in the motion filed in Douglas County Circuit Court.
>
>
> Chris, do you go to a class in law school that teaches you how to say
> something like this without bursting into laughter?

No. I gurantee that just about everyone associated with that case is
laughing. BTW, I think it is a good legal argument, too.



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> Erbacide
>

PAEÖAM wrote:
> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html
>
> NOVEMBER 16--Meet Bryan James Hathaway, alleged venison lover. The Wisconsin
> man, 20, is facing charges that he had sex last month with a dead deer.
> Hathaway, who previously has served time for killing a horse he intended to
> sexually assault, allegedly found the deer in a ditch alongside a roadway.

Sex with a dead deer -- more bang for the buck!

-B.

"Brian" <theoriginalwickerboy@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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PAEÖAM wrote:
> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html
>
> NOVEMBER 16--Meet Bryan James Hathaway, alleged venison lover. The
> Wisconsin
> man, 20, is facing charges that he had sex last month with a dead deer.
> Hathaway, who previously has served time for killing a horse he intended
> to
> sexually assault, allegedly found the deer in a ditch alongside a roadway.

Sex with a dead deer -- more bang for the buck!


Prostitute deer slogan "No doe, no bang."

PAEÖAM wrote:
> "erbacide" <erbacide@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1163725957.339259.131490@m7g2000cwm.googlegro ups.com...
> >
> > "The statute
> >> does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass," lawyer Fredric
> >> Anderson wrote in the motion filed in Douglas County Circuit Court.
> >
> >
> > Chris, do you go to a class in law school that teaches you how to say
> > something like this without bursting into laughter?
>
> No. I gurantee that just about everyone associated with that case is
> laughing. BTW, I think it is a good legal argument, too.
>
>

I picture the scene in "Porky's", where everyone is trying(and failing
miserably) to not laugh at the old dyke gym teacher.

Erbacide




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