"Bob" <bob0173@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1171696233.460098.115370@t69g2000cwt.googlegr oups.com...
> On Feb 17, 12:37 am, "projectile vomit chick"
> <projectilevomitch...@netzero.com> wrote:
>> On Feb 16, 5:32 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> > projectile vomit chick wrote:
>> > > On Feb 15, 10:36 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>>
>> > >>projectile vomit chick wrote:
>>
>> > >>>On Feb 15, 5:42 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>>
>> > >>>>projectile vomit chick wrote:
>>
>> > >>>>>On Feb 14, 12:05 am, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>>
>> > >>>>>>justify, dont you die
>>
>> > >>>>>damnit i haven't listened to that since i quit drinking!
>>
>> > >>>>i had ita blasting on my big sounda system the other day whilist
>> > >>>>doing
>> > >>>>dishes n junk...sounded good
>>
>> > >>>i've been listening to nebraska public radio during the day....my
>> > >>>cats
>> > >>>dig chopin.
>>
>> > >>LOL... THIS IS NPR....
>>
>> > > I used to like getting drunk and listening to Garrison Keillor on
>> > > Sunday afternoons, ranting about Lutherans and Hotdish.
>>
>> > LOL. This week in the studio we are joined by our guest PVC...
>>
>> it was a lot more fun before ronald reagan....his reaganomics really
>> blew my mind lol- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>
>
> Vote Bob for President! If you vote for me you can expect dramatic
> changes. Heres just a sample. God Bless America!
>
> 1. The motorcade will be expanded to include tanks,a marching
> band,juggling clowns,fire eating midgets,and platform trucks filled
> with strippers doin thear thang.
>
> 2. Afternoon naps in every workplace will be mandatory by law,and
> workers will be able to take up to 3 weeks hangover time a year.
>
> 3. Taxes on gasoline,ciggretts,and liquor will be eliminated in favor
> of a prohibitive new 200,000 percent tariff on cat food.
>
> 4. The Bureau of Alcohol,Tabacco,and Firearms will be reorganized and
> be given a new bold mission:to make sure that every American gets all
> the alcohol,tabacco,and firearms he damn well wants!
>
> 5.Last call will be abolished. Liquor licensees must stay open 24
> hours or forfeit their license and the rest of their booze to my
> administration.
>
> 6. Smoking marijuana will remain illegal,but the penalty will be
> reduced: The arresting officer will karate chop his open palm
> alongside the offender's face as if running down a hallway...then stop
> and bring up one palm ,simulating an approaching wall. Then they are
> free to go.
>
> 7.All presidential speeches will pause for a 15 minute intermission
> with monkeys on rollerskates
>
> 8. When pleadng a traffic ticket 'the cop was a real dick' will count
> as a valid defense.
>
> 9. To be eligible for foreign aid,a country will have to give up it's
> officail language in favor of English and declare ketchup it's
> national condiment
>
> 10. OUT:Lethal Injection IN: being chained to a giant wheel,smeared
> with entrails,and torn apart by a pack of wild dingos
>
> DISCLAIMER: I found these plus others in an old notebook I found in a
> pile I was going through. I did not write all of these but can't give
> credit where deserved as I do not know who did. I'm sure I midified
> and compleatly invented quite a bit of them and did again as I typed
> them here...so it's as good as mine anyhow! 1 or 2 on here I thought
> would strike some of you ALSers as funny!
>
> --
>
> -Bob

Why vote for the lesser evil?

C'Thulu for President!!!


Doug

Bob wrote:
> On Feb 17, 12:37 am, "projectile vomit chick"
> <projectilevomitch...@netzero.com> wrote:
>> On Feb 16, 5:32 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>>>> On Feb 15, 10:36 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>>>>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>>>>>> On Feb 15, 5:42 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>>>>>>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Feb 14, 12:05 am, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> justify, dont you die
>>>>>>>> damnit i haven't listened to that since i quit drinking!
>>>>>>> i had ita blasting on my big sounda system the other day whilist doing
>>>>>>> dishes n junk...sounded good
>>>>>> i've been listening to nebraska public radio during the day....my cats
>>>>>> dig chopin.
>>>>> LOL... THIS IS NPR....
>>>> I used to like getting drunk and listening to Garrison Keillor on
>>>> Sunday afternoons, ranting about Lutherans and Hotdish.
>>> LOL. This week in the studio we are joined by our guest PVC...
>> it was a lot more fun before ronald reagan....his reaganomics really
>> blew my mind lol- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>
>
> Vote Bob for President! If you vote for me you can expect dramatic
> changes. Heres just a sample. God Bless America!
>
> 1. The motorcade will be expanded to include tanks,a marching
> band,juggling clowns,fire eating midgets,and platform trucks filled
> with strippers doin thear thang.
>
> 2. Afternoon naps in every workplace will be mandatory by law,and
> workers will be able to take up to 3 weeks hangover time a year.
>
> 3. Taxes on gasoline,ciggretts,and liquor will be eliminated in favor
> of a prohibitive new 200,000 percent tariff on cat food.
>
> 4. The Bureau of Alcohol,Tabacco,and Firearms will be reorganized and
> be given a new bold mission:to make sure that every American gets all
> the alcohol,tabacco,and firearms he damn well wants!
>
> 5.Last call will be abolished. Liquor licensees must stay open 24
> hours or forfeit their license and the rest of their booze to my
> administration.
>
> 6. Smoking marijuana will remain illegal,but the penalty will be
> reduced: The arresting officer will karate chop his open palm
> alongside the offender's face as if running down a hallway...then stop
> and bring up one palm ,simulating an approaching wall. Then they are
> free to go.
>
> 7.All presidential speeches will pause for a 15 minute intermission
> with monkeys on rollerskates
>
> 8. When pleadng a traffic ticket 'the cop was a real dick' will count
> as a valid defense.
>
> 9. To be eligible for foreign aid,a country will have to give up it's
> officail language in favor of English and declare ketchup it's
> national condiment
>
> 10. OUT:Lethal Injection IN: being chained to a giant wheel,smeared
> with entrails,and torn apart by a pack of wild dingos
>
> DISCLAIMER: I found these plus others in an old notebook I found in a
> pile I was going through. I did not write all of these but can't give
> credit where deserved as I do not know who did. I'm sure I midified
> and compleatly invented quite a bit of them and did again as I typed
> them here...so it's as good as mine anyhow! 1 or 2 on here I thought
> would strike some of you ALSers as funny!
>
> --
>
> -Bob
>

LOL
Not a cat lover?

On Feb 17, 9:07 pm, shauny <_...@orcon.net.nz_> wrote:
> Bob wrote:
> > On Feb 17, 12:37 am, "projectile vomit chick"
> > <projectilevomitch...@netzero.com> wrote:
> >> On Feb 16, 5:32 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>
> >>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
> >>>> On Feb 15, 10:36 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
> >>>>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
> >>>>>> On Feb 15, 5:42 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
> >>>>>>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
> >>>>>>>> On Feb 14, 12:05 am, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> justify, dont you die
> >>>>>>>> damnit i haven't listened to that since i quit drinking!
> >>>>>>> i had ita blasting on my big sounda system the other day whilist doing
> >>>>>>> dishes n junk...sounded good
> >>>>>> i've been listening to nebraska public radio during the day....my cats
> >>>>>> dig chopin.
> >>>>> LOL... THIS IS NPR....
> >>>> I used to like getting drunk and listening to Garrison Keillor on
> >>>> Sunday afternoons, ranting about Lutherans and Hotdish.
> >>> LOL. This week in the studio we are joined by our guest PVC...
> >> it was a lot more fun before ronald reagan....his reaganomics really
> >> blew my mind lol- Hide quoted text -
>
> >> - Show quoted text -
>
> > Vote Bob for President! If you vote for me you can expect dramatic
> > changes. Heres just a sample. God Bless America!
>
> > 1. The motorcade will be expanded to include tanks,a marching
> > band,juggling clowns,fire eating midgets,and platform trucks filled
> > with strippers doin thear thang.
>
> > 2. Afternoon naps in every workplace will be mandatory by law,and
> > workers will be able to take up to 3 weeks hangover time a year.
>
> > 3. Taxes on gasoline,ciggretts,and liquor will be eliminated in favor
> > of a prohibitive new 200,000 percent tariff on cat food.
>
> > 4. The Bureau of Alcohol,Tabacco,and Firearms will be reorganized and
> > be given a new bold mission:to make sure that every American gets all
> > the alcohol,tabacco,and firearms he damn well wants!
>
> > 5.Last call will be abolished. Liquor licensees must stay open 24
> > hours or forfeit their license and the rest of their booze to my
> > administration.
>
> > 6. Smoking marijuana will remain illegal,but the penalty will be
> > reduced: The arresting officer will karate chop his open palm
> > alongside the offender's face as if running down a hallway...then stop
> > and bring up one palm ,simulating an approaching wall. Then they are
> > free to go.
>
> > 7.All presidential speeches will pause for a 15 minute intermission
> > with monkeys on rollerskates
>
> > 8. When pleadng a traffic ticket 'the cop was a real dick' will count
> > as a valid defense.
>
> > 9. To be eligible for foreign aid,a country will have to give up it's
> > officail language in favor of English and declare ketchup it's
> > national condiment
>
> > 10. OUT:Lethal Injection IN: being chained to a giant wheel,smeared
> > with entrails,and torn apart by a pack of wild dingos
>
> > DISCLAIMER: I found these plus others in an old notebook I found in a
> > pile I was going through. I did not write all of these but can't give
> > credit where deserved as I do not know who did. I'm sure I midified
> > and compleatly invented quite a bit of them and did again as I typed
> > them here...so it's as good as mine anyhow! 1 or 2 on here I thought
> > would strike some of you ALSers as funny!
>
> > --
>
> > -Bob
>
> LOL
> Not a cat lover?

dude, look at the group you're posting to. we LOVE pussy in here.



sorry to do it, but it's my duty to deliver a pussy joke at every
opportunity. i don't like doing it, but i have no choice. i took an
oath to do so and by my ancestors i will not disappoint them by
betraying my oath to yonder pirates of the net - aye, me hearty, that
means you, ya scurvy dog!


arrr.

"Doug Donaghue" <ddonaghue@access4less.net> wrote in message news:MpABh.2367
> Why vote for the lesser evil?

I'm voting for Colbert/Stewart. I cannot wait for the debates!

Doug Donaghue wrote:

> "Bob" <bob0173@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:1171696233.460098.115370@t69g2000cwt.googlegr oups.com...
>
>>On Feb 17, 12:37 am, "projectile vomit chick"
>><projectilevomitch...@netzero.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Feb 16, 5:32 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>projectile vomit chick wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Feb 15, 10:36 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>projectile vomit chick wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>>On Feb 15, 5:42 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>>>projectile vomit chick wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Feb 14, 12:05 am, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>justify, dont you die
>>>
>>>>>>>>>damnit i haven't listened to that since i quit drinking!
>>>
>>>>>>>>i had ita blasting on my big sounda system the other day whilist
>>>>>>>>doing
>>>>>>>>dishes n junk...sounded good
>>>
>>>>>>>i've been listening to nebraska public radio during the day....my
>>>>>>>cats
>>>>>>>dig chopin.
>>>
>>>>>>LOL... THIS IS NPR....
>>>
>>>>>I used to like getting drunk and listening to Garrison Keillor on
>>>>>Sunday afternoons, ranting about Lutherans and Hotdish.
>>>
>>>>LOL. This week in the studio we are joined by our guest PVC...
>>>
>>>it was a lot more fun before ronald reagan....his reaganomics really
>>>blew my mind lol- Hide quoted text -
>>>
>>>- Show quoted text -
>>
>>
>>Vote Bob for President! If you vote for me you can expect dramatic
>>changes. Heres just a sample. God Bless America!
>>
>>1. The motorcade will be expanded to include tanks,a marching
>>band,juggling clowns,fire eating midgets,and platform trucks filled
>>with strippers doin thear thang.
>>
>>2. Afternoon naps in every workplace will be mandatory by law,and
>>workers will be able to take up to 3 weeks hangover time a year.
>>
>>3. Taxes on gasoline,ciggretts,and liquor will be eliminated in favor
>>of a prohibitive new 200,000 percent tariff on cat food.
>>
>>4. The Bureau of Alcohol,Tabacco,and Firearms will be reorganized and
>>be given a new bold mission:to make sure that every American gets all
>>the alcohol,tabacco,and firearms he damn well wants!
>>
>>5.Last call will be abolished. Liquor licensees must stay open 24
>>hours or forfeit their license and the rest of their booze to my
>>administration.
>>
>>6. Smoking marijuana will remain illegal,but the penalty will be
>>reduced: The arresting officer will karate chop his open palm
>>alongside the offender's face as if running down a hallway...then stop
>>and bring up one palm ,simulating an approaching wall. Then they are
>>free to go.
>>
>>7.All presidential speeches will pause for a 15 minute intermission
>>with monkeys on rollerskates
>>
>>8. When pleadng a traffic ticket 'the cop was a real dick' will count
>>as a valid defense.
>>
>>9. To be eligible for foreign aid,a country will have to give up it's
>>officail language in favor of English and declare ketchup it's
>>national condiment
>>
>>10. OUT:Lethal Injection IN: being chained to a giant wheel,smeared
>>with entrails,and torn apart by a pack of wild dingos
>>
>>DISCLAIMER: I found these plus others in an old notebook I found in a
>>pile I was going through. I did not write all of these but can't give
>>credit where deserved as I do not know who did. I'm sure I midified
>>and compleatly invented quite a bit of them and did again as I typed
>>them here...so it's as good as mine anyhow! 1 or 2 on here I thought
>>would strike some of you ALSers as funny!
>>
>>--
>>
>>-Bob
>
>
> Why vote for the lesser evil?
>
> C'Thulu for President!!!
>
>
> Doug
>
>
>

hey bob that was actually funny lol.
shshsh he sleeps right now doug, you know that.

--
Knowledge is power, unfortunately nobody cares about what I know!


"And remember: two thirds of happiness...is penis"
-Dennis Miller

.:s|0|z:.

"Zynnoushes" <s0z@wicked.net> wrote in message
news:45d74683@news.arctic.net...
> Doug Donaghue wrote:
>
>> "Bob" <bob0173@aol.com> wrote in message
>> news:1171696233.460098.115370@t69g2000cwt.googlegr oups.com...
>>
>>>On Feb 17, 12:37 am, "projectile vomit chick"
>>><projectilevomitch...@netzero.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Feb 16, 5:32 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>projectile vomit chick wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Feb 15, 10:36 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>projectile vomit chick wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Feb 15, 5:42 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>projectile vomit chick wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Feb 14, 12:05 am, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>justify, dont you die
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>damnit i haven't listened to that since i quit drinking!
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>i had ita blasting on my big sounda system the other day whilist
>>>>>>>>>doing
>>>>>>>>>dishes n junk...sounded good
>>>>
>>>>>>>>i've been listening to nebraska public radio during the day....my
>>>>>>>>cats
>>>>>>>>dig chopin.
>>>>
>>>>>>>LOL... THIS IS NPR....
>>>>
>>>>>>I used to like getting drunk and listening to Garrison Keillor on
>>>>>>Sunday afternoons, ranting about Lutherans and Hotdish.
>>>>
>>>>>LOL. This week in the studio we are joined by our guest PVC...
>>>>
>>>>it was a lot more fun before ronald reagan....his reaganomics really
>>>>blew my mind lol- Hide quoted text -
>>>>
>>>>- Show quoted text -
>>>
>>>
>>>Vote Bob for President! If you vote for me you can expect dramatic
>>>changes. Heres just a sample. God Bless America!
>>>
>>>1. The motorcade will be expanded to include tanks,a marching
>>>band,juggling clowns,fire eating midgets,and platform trucks filled
>>>with strippers doin thear thang.
>>>
>>>2. Afternoon naps in every workplace will be mandatory by law,and
>>>workers will be able to take up to 3 weeks hangover time a year.
>>>
>>>3. Taxes on gasoline,ciggretts,and liquor will be eliminated in favor
>>>of a prohibitive new 200,000 percent tariff on cat food.
>>>
>>>4. The Bureau of Alcohol,Tabacco,and Firearms will be reorganized and
>>>be given a new bold mission:to make sure that every American gets all
>>>the alcohol,tabacco,and firearms he damn well wants!
>>>
>>>5.Last call will be abolished. Liquor licensees must stay open 24
>>>hours or forfeit their license and the rest of their booze to my
>>>administration.
>>>
>>>6. Smoking marijuana will remain illegal,but the penalty will be
>>>reduced: The arresting officer will karate chop his open palm
>>>alongside the offender's face as if running down a hallway...then stop
>>>and bring up one palm ,simulating an approaching wall. Then they are
>>>free to go.
>>>
>>>7.All presidential speeches will pause for a 15 minute intermission
>>>with monkeys on rollerskates
>>>
>>>8. When pleadng a traffic ticket 'the cop was a real dick' will count
>>>as a valid defense.
>>>
>>>9. To be eligible for foreign aid,a country will have to give up it's
>>>officail language in favor of English and declare ketchup it's
>>>national condiment
>>>
>>>10. OUT:Lethal Injection IN: being chained to a giant wheel,smeared
>>>with entrails,and torn apart by a pack of wild dingos
>>>
>>>DISCLAIMER: I found these plus others in an old notebook I found in a
>>>pile I was going through. I did not write all of these but can't give
>>>credit where deserved as I do not know who did. I'm sure I midified
>>>and compleatly invented quite a bit of them and did again as I typed
>>>them here...so it's as good as mine anyhow! 1 or 2 on here I thought
>>>would strike some of you ALSers as funny!
>>>
>>>--
>>>
>>>-Bob
>>
>>
>> Why vote for the lesser evil?
>>
>> C'Thulu for President!!!
>>
>>
>> Doug
>>
>>
>>
>
> hey bob that was actually funny lol.
> shshsh he sleeps right now doug, you know that.
>
> --
> Knowledge is power, unfortunately nobody cares about what I know!
>
>
> "And remember: two thirds of happiness...is penis"
> -Dennis Miller
>
> .:s|0|z:.

Hehehe. Are you *sure* he sleeps? Or is he just disguised as Hillory
God-Damn Clinton?

Kewl sig, but my very favorite Dennis Miller quote is still, "Evian is just
naive spelled backwards." <g>


Doug

"mister c of nine" <lucas.thorn@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1171719256.544689.317840@p10g2000cwp.googlegr oups.com...
> On Feb 17, 9:07 pm, shauny <_...@orcon.net.nz_> wrote:
>> Bob wrote:
>> > On Feb 17, 12:37 am, "projectile vomit chick"
>> > <projectilevomitch...@netzero.com> wrote:
>> >> On Feb 16, 5:32 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>>
>> >>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>> >>>> On Feb 15, 10:36 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>> >>>>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>> >>>>>> On Feb 15, 5:42 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>> >>>>>>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>> >>>>>>>> On Feb 14, 12:05 am, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>> justify, dont you die
>> >>>>>>>> damnit i haven't listened to that since i quit drinking!
>> >>>>>>> i had ita blasting on my big sounda system the other day whilist
>> >>>>>>> doing
>> >>>>>>> dishes n junk...sounded good
>> >>>>>> i've been listening to nebraska public radio during the day....my
>> >>>>>> cats
>> >>>>>> dig chopin.
>> >>>>> LOL... THIS IS NPR....
>> >>>> I used to like getting drunk and listening to Garrison Keillor on
>> >>>> Sunday afternoons, ranting about Lutherans and Hotdish.
>> >>> LOL. This week in the studio we are joined by our guest PVC...
>> >> it was a lot more fun before ronald reagan....his reaganomics really
>> >> blew my mind lol- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> >> - Show quoted text -
>>
>> > Vote Bob for President! If you vote for me you can expect dramatic
>> > changes. Heres just a sample. God Bless America!
>>
>> > 1. The motorcade will be expanded to include tanks,a marching
>> > band,juggling clowns,fire eating midgets,and platform trucks filled
>> > with strippers doin thear thang.
>>
>> > 2. Afternoon naps in every workplace will be mandatory by law,and
>> > workers will be able to take up to 3 weeks hangover time a year.
>>
>> > 3. Taxes on gasoline,ciggretts,and liquor will be eliminated in favor
>> > of a prohibitive new 200,000 percent tariff on cat food.
>>
>> > 4. The Bureau of Alcohol,Tabacco,and Firearms will be reorganized and
>> > be given a new bold mission:to make sure that every American gets all
>> > the alcohol,tabacco,and firearms he damn well wants!
>>
>> > 5.Last call will be abolished. Liquor licensees must stay open 24
>> > hours or forfeit their license and the rest of their booze to my
>> > administration.
>>
>> > 6. Smoking marijuana will remain illegal,but the penalty will be
>> > reduced: The arresting officer will karate chop his open palm
>> > alongside the offender's face as if running down a hallway...then stop
>> > and bring up one palm ,simulating an approaching wall. Then they are
>> > free to go.
>>
>> > 7.All presidential speeches will pause for a 15 minute intermission
>> > with monkeys on rollerskates
>>
>> > 8. When pleadng a traffic ticket 'the cop was a real dick' will count
>> > as a valid defense.
>>
>> > 9. To be eligible for foreign aid,a country will have to give up it's
>> > officail language in favor of English and declare ketchup it's
>> > national condiment
>>
>> > 10. OUT:Lethal Injection IN: being chained to a giant wheel,smeared
>> > with entrails,and torn apart by a pack of wild dingos
>>
>> > DISCLAIMER: I found these plus others in an old notebook I found in a
>> > pile I was going through. I did not write all of these but can't give
>> > credit where deserved as I do not know who did. I'm sure I midified
>> > and compleatly invented quite a bit of them and did again as I typed
>> > them here...so it's as good as mine anyhow! 1 or 2 on here I thought
>> > would strike some of you ALSers as funny!
>>
>> > --
>>
>> > -Bob
>>
>> LOL
>> Not a cat lover?
>
> dude, look at the group you're posting to. we LOVE pussy in here.
>
>
>
> sorry to do it, but it's my duty to deliver a pussy joke at every
> opportunity. i don't like doing it, but i have no choice. i took an
> oath to do so and by my ancestors i will not disappoint them by
> betraying my oath to yonder pirates of the net - aye, me hearty, that
> means you, ya scurvy dog!
>
>
> arrr.

Second that. It's always nice to have a little pussy around the house.


Doug

On Feb 17, 3:54 pm, "Doug Donaghue" <ddonag...@access4less.net> wrote:
> "Zynnoushes" <s...@wicked.net> wrote in message
>
> news:45d74683@news.arctic.net...
>
>
>
> > Doug Donaghue wrote:
>
> >> "Bob" <bob0...@aol.com> wrote in message
> >>news:1171696233.460098.115370@t69g2000cwt.google groups.com...
>
> >>>On Feb 17, 12:37 am, "projectile vomit chick"
> >>><projectilevomitch...@netzero.com> wrote:
>
> >>>>On Feb 16, 5:32 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>
> >>>>>projectile vomit chick wrote:
>
> >>>>>>On Feb 15, 10:36 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>projectile vomit chick wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>On Feb 15, 5:42 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>>projectile vomit chick wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>>>On Feb 14, 12:05 am, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>justify, dont you die
>
> >>>>>>>>>>damnit i haven't listened to that since i quit drinking!
>
> >>>>>>>>>i had ita blasting on my big sounda system the other day whilist
> >>>>>>>>>doing
> >>>>>>>>>dishes n junk...sounded good
>
> >>>>>>>>i've been listening to nebraska public radio during the day....my
> >>>>>>>>cats
> >>>>>>>>dig chopin.
>
> >>>>>>>LOL... THIS IS NPR....
>
> >>>>>>I used to like getting drunk and listening to Garrison Keillor on
> >>>>>>Sunday afternoons, ranting about Lutherans and Hotdish.
>
> >>>>>LOL. This week in the studio we are joined by our guest PVC...
>
> >>>>it was a lot more fun before ronald reagan....his reaganomics really
> >>>>blew my mind lol- Hide quoted text -
>
> >>>>- Show quoted text -
>
> >>>Vote Bob for President! If you vote for me you can expect dramatic
> >>>changes. Heres just a sample. God Bless America!
>
> >>>1. The motorcade will be expanded to include tanks,a marching
> >>>band,juggling clowns,fire eating midgets,and platform trucks filled
> >>>with strippers doin thear thang.
>
> >>>2. Afternoon naps in every workplace will be mandatory by law,and
> >>>workers will be able to take up to 3 weeks hangover time a year.
>
> >>>3. Taxes on gasoline,ciggretts,and liquor will be eliminated in favor
> >>>of a prohibitive new 200,000 percent tariff on cat food.
>
> >>>4. The Bureau of Alcohol,Tabacco,and Firearms will be reorganized and
> >>>be given a new bold mission:to make sure that every American gets all
> >>>the alcohol,tabacco,and firearms he damn well wants!
>
> >>>5.Last call will be abolished. Liquor licensees must stay open 24
> >>>hours or forfeit their license and the rest of their booze to my
> >>>administration.
>
> >>>6. Smoking marijuana will remain illegal,but the penalty will be
> >>>reduced: The arresting officer will karate chop his open palm
> >>>alongside the offender's face as if running down a hallway...then stop
> >>>and bring up one palm ,simulating an approaching wall. Then they are
> >>>free to go.
>
> >>>7.All presidential speeches will pause for a 15 minute intermission
> >>>with monkeys on rollerskates
>
> >>>8. When pleadng a traffic ticket 'the cop was a real dick' will count
> >>>as a valid defense.
>
> >>>9. To be eligible for foreign aid,a country will have to give up it's
> >>>officail language in favor of English and declare ketchup it's
> >>>national condiment
>
> >>>10. OUT:Lethal Injection IN: being chained to a giant wheel,smeared
> >>>with entrails,and torn apart by a pack of wild dingos
>
> >>>DISCLAIMER: I found these plus others in an old notebook I found in a
> >>>pile I was going through. I did not write all of these but can't give
> >>>credit where deserved as I do not know who did. I'm sure I midified
> >>>and compleatly invented quite a bit of them and did again as I typed
> >>>them here...so it's as good as mine anyhow! 1 or 2 on here I thought
> >>>would strike some of you ALSers as funny!
>
> >>>--
>
> >>>-Bob
>
> >> Why vote for the lesser evil?
>
> >> C'Thulu for President!!!
>
> >> Doug
>
> > hey bob that was actually funny lol.
> > shshsh he sleeps right now doug, you know that.
>
> > --
> > Knowledge is power, unfortunately nobody cares about what I know!
>
> > "And remember: two thirds of happiness...is penis"
> > -Dennis Miller
>
> > .:s|0|z:.
>
> Hehehe. Are you *sure* he sleeps? Or is he just disguised as Hillory
> God-Damn Clinton?
>
> Kewl sig, but my very favorite Dennis Miller quote is still, "Evian is just
> naive spelled backwards." <g>
>
> Doug


DM is one om my favorite comedians....paid like 75 bucks to go see him
a few years back and was pissed though. Between the HBO show he had
and "the Off White Album" I knew pretty much the whole act word for
word! I loved when he was commentating football...although I was
appearently the only fan that understood a word he said!

--

-Bob

"My fault,my failure,is not my passions,but in my lack of control of
them" -J. Kerouac


"I have not failed,I've just found 10,000 ways that don't work" -T.A
Edison

On Feb 17, 2:03 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
> Doug Donaghue wrote:
> > "Bob" <bob0...@aol.com> wrote in message
> >news:1171696233.460098.115370@t69g2000cwt.googleg roups.com...
>
> >>On Feb 17, 12:37 am, "projectile vomit chick"
> >><projectilevomitch...@netzero.com> wrote:
>
> >>>On Feb 16, 5:32 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>
> >>>>projectile vomit chick wrote:
>
> >>>>>On Feb 15, 10:36 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>
> >>>>>>projectile vomit chick wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>On Feb 15, 5:42 pm, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>projectile vomit chick wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>>On Feb 14, 12:05 am, Zynnoushes <s...@wicked.net> wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>>>justify, dont you die
>
> >>>>>>>>>damnit i haven't listened to that since i quit drinking!
>
> >>>>>>>>i had ita blasting on my big sounda system the other day whilist
> >>>>>>>>doing
> >>>>>>>>dishes n junk...sounded good
>
> >>>>>>>i've been listening to nebraska public radio during the day....my
> >>>>>>>cats
> >>>>>>>dig chopin.
>
> >>>>>>LOL... THIS IS NPR....
>
> >>>>>I used to like getting drunk and listening to Garrison Keillor on
> >>>>>Sunday afternoons, ranting about Lutherans and Hotdish.
>
> >>>>LOL. This week in the studio we are joined by our guest PVC...
>
> >>>it was a lot more fun before ronald reagan....his reaganomics really
> >>>blew my mind lol- Hide quoted text -
>
> >>>- Show quoted text -
>
> >>Vote Bob for President! If you vote for me you can expect dramatic
> >>changes. Heres just a sample. God Bless America!
>
> >>1. The motorcade will be expanded to include tanks,a marching
> >>band,juggling clowns,fire eating midgets,and platform trucks filled
> >>with strippers doin thear thang.
>
> >>2. Afternoon naps in every workplace will be mandatory by law,and
> >>workers will be able to take up to 3 weeks hangover time a year.
>
> >>3. Taxes on gasoline,ciggretts,and liquor will be eliminated in favor
> >>of a prohibitive new 200,000 percent tariff on cat food.
>
> >>4. The Bureau of Alcohol,Tabacco,and Firearms will be reorganized and
> >>be given a new bold mission:to make sure that every American gets all
> >>the alcohol,tabacco,and firearms he damn well wants!
>
> >>5.Last call will be abolished. Liquor licensees must stay open 24
> >>hours or forfeit their license and the rest of their booze to my
> >>administration.
>
> >>6. Smoking marijuana will remain illegal,but the penalty will be
> >>reduced: The arresting officer will karate chop his open palm
> >>alongside the offender's face as if running down a hallway...then stop
> >>and bring up one palm ,simulating an approaching wall. Then they are
> >>free to go.
>
> >>7.All presidential speeches will pause for a 15 minute intermission
> >>with monkeys on rollerskates
>
> >>8. When pleadng a traffic ticket 'the cop was a real dick' will count
> >>as a valid defense.
>
> >>9. To be eligible for foreign aid,a country will have to give up it's
> >>officail language in favor of English and declare ketchup it's
> >>national condiment
>
> >>10. OUT:Lethal Injection IN: being chained to a giant wheel,smeared
> >>with entrails,and torn apart by a pack of wild dingos
>
> >>DISCLAIMER: I found these plus others in an old notebook I found in a
> >>pile I was going through. I did not write all of these but can't give
> >>credit where deserved as I do not know who did. I'm sure I midified
> >>and compleatly invented quite a bit of them and did again as I typed
> >>them here...so it's as good as mine anyhow! 1 or 2 on here I thought
> >>would strike some of you ALSers as funny!
>
> >>--
>
> >>-Bob
>
> > Why vote for the lesser evil?
>
> > C'Thulu for President!!!
>
> > Doug
>
> hey bob that was actually funny lol.

All of my posts are. Unless I'm being serious,of course. Sometimes
even then...

> shshsh he sleeps right now doug, you know that.

--

-Bob

"My fault,my failure,is not my passions,but in my lack of control of
them" -J. Kerouac


"I have not failed,I've just found 10,000 ways that don't work" -T.A
Edison